A nice, friendly song ^_^

Early one morning, while taking the round,
I took a shot of cocaine and I shot my woman down,
I went right home and I went to bed,
I stuck that lovin' .44 beneath my head.

Got up next morning an' I grabbed that gun,
took a shot of cocaine and away I run,
made a good run, but I ran too slow,
they overtook me down in Juarez, Mexico.

Late in the hot joints, takin' the pills,
in walked the sheriff from Jericho Hill,
he said, "Willy Lee, your name is not Jack Brown,
you're that dirty hack that shot your woman down".

Said, "Yes, oh yes, my name is Willy Lee,
if you've got a warrant just a-read it to me.
Shot her down because she made me slow,
I thought I was her daddy, but she had five more".

When I was arrested, I was dressed in black,
they put me in a train and they took me back,
had no friend for to go my bail,
thay slapped my dried up carcass in that county jail.

Early next morning, 'bout a-half past nine,
I spied the sheriff comin' down the line,
and then he coughed and he cleared his throat,
he said, "Come on, you dirty hack, into that district court!"

Into the courtroom, my trial began,
where I was handled by twelve honest men,
just before the jury started out,
I saw that little judge commence to look about.

In about five minutes, in walked the man,
holding the verdict in his right hand,
the verdict read 'murder in the first degree',
I hollered "Lawdy, Lawdy, have mercy on me".

The judge he smiled as he picked up his pen,
99 years in the Folsom pin,
99 years underneath the ground,
I can't forget the day I shot that bad bitch down.

Come on, you gotta listen onto me,
lay off that whiskey and let that cocaine be!

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N.F. =)